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J Write a sarcastic email "congratulating" a tech CEO for executing layoffs. Subject: Congratulations on your latest accomplishment! Dear Tech CEO, I just wanted to take a moment to extend my sincerest congratulations on your recent success in executing layoffs. It takes a true leader to be able to make the tough decisions, especially when it means sacrificing the livelihoods of hardworking employees who have dedicated their time and effort to the company. It’s truly inspiring to see someone in your position prioritize profit over people. I mean, who needs job security and financial stability when you have a booming bottom line, right? I’m sure all of the individuals who were let go will be grateful for the opportunity to improve their skills in the unemployment line. Keep up the great work. I can’t wait to see what other brilliant ideas you have in store for the future. Best regards, Your Name