Software Engineering Terminology 101

[text] SOFTWARE ENGINEER CHEAT SHEET SourceTheCooperReview.com Its a nontrivial amount of work This is a temporary solution 1l be finished by Monday Thats funny Do you want it done fast or do you want it done right Just file a bug Thats an expansion of scope We cant test that Ill just put it behind a flag for now cant realistically estimate that I dont think users will care about that This is an Alpha release This is a Beta release Ill add that to the backlog Wi e Facusing op high priority fixes only I wont be able to copy and paste This is permanent solution I wont tell you which Monday I literally hate you It will be neither I have no idea what youre saying right now I forgot you needed that feature We can but we wont It will never ship I dont know how estimates work Ihave dinner reservations at 8 It doesnt work We fixed a lot of bugs but it still doesnt worl Im hoping youll forget about it Im going to go take a nap