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I’m sure no one here would condone this irresponsible behaviour 😉

by Programmer July 20, 2022, 10:35 am 1.4k Views

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[text] push a Powershell script to one particular user that fetches a random cat fact from a website then reads it through their computer speakers out loud. Theyre thoroughly convinced that their boss a nonIT person is doing it to them. EDIT For everyone asking for the script. AddType AssemblyName System.Speech SpeechSynth NewObject System.Speec h.Synthesis.SpeechSynthesizer SpeechSynth.SelectVoiceMicrosoft Zira Desktop Browser NewObject System.Net.WebClient Browser.Proxy.Credentials System.Net.CredentialCache DefaultN etworkCredentials Net.ServicePointManage rSecurityProtocol Net.SecurityProtocolTypeTls12 CatFact ConvertFromJson InvokeWebRequest Verbose Uri httpscatfact.ninjafact UseBasicParsing CatFact.fact SpeechSynth.SpeakDid you know SpeechSynth.SpeakCatFact.fact

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