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Two kinds of developers

Two kinds of developers | developer-memes, function-memes, IT-memes, tunnel-memes, product-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
developer-memes, function-memes, IT-memes, tunnel-memes, product-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

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Product Owner: Build me a bridge! Developer A: This bridge is a combination retro-modern suspension bridge tunnel. Even though the connecting road has three lanes, the bridge has seventeen lanes because we anticipate expansion. We used twine for the suspension part because we couldn’t get steel cables to work, and the tunnel part floods every Tuesday and Thursday. Also, the bridge turns pink and shoots fireworks on my birthday. And sometimes on Khloe Kardashian’s birthday. Developer B: This bridge is a flat slab of adamantium-reinforced concrete that is bolted to the Earth’s core. It has one lane and cannot be expanded. Ever. It is guaranteed to function until the heat death of the universe.