The truth about wizards

[text] J anthraxlobster Free worldbuilding idea Wizards have the same trust in magic that software designers have in software which is to say almost none at all. Are you fucking kidding me worked in a reagrent shop for a few years dont trust any of that stuff. Who the hell knows what other components are in the ashes. Yeah was in the circle that made Alstons Divine Circle of Teleportation. Theres some pretty nasty corner cases you can get into but the headmaster published it without us. just take ships. Its way safer. call bullshit on that Necromancer channeling spirits of loved ones. What did he say he was using Medium Conduit Ruinic Circles Thats just a bunch of buzzwords slapped together and they dont even interact with each other. Ive been looking at this scroll all morning and Im 90 sure that the scribe didnt even look at the standard for pyromancies. digitaldiscipline Help Desk this is Gloriline what did you fuck up this time indistinct vocals Dave Ive seen the news and frankly can see the ash cloud from here. You paid for extended support not enabling support. purewriting l cant get this fucking spell to work Jane can you look it passes a scroll a few moments of silence I think you missed a bookend rune right here GODS DAMN IT ITS ALWAYS SHIT LIKE THAT THANK YOU angrily scribbles on parchment It takes five more aggravatingly tiny adjustments before the spell works Bcrazypages dont play wizards anymore because theyre too much like my day job. bdrackir Instead of a orb the wizard has a little statue of a duck he tells his spells to and then swears when he spots the obvious mistake. E beachfox You beat me to it was going to add that the reason why wizards and witches always have familiars around is so they can Rubber Duck at them until they realize what the mistake with their spell is Outsiders get it wrong and figure the familiars are somehow teaching spells to their owners but no. Its just explaining to Firewing what youre trying to do with this teleportation matrix until you realize that youve been using telepathy crystals to power it the whole time like a FUCKING IDIOT 53471 notes D a8 9