justGotAcceptedIntoMcFAANG

[text] After thousands of applications just accepted an offer from a McFAANG company Shitpost Dont want to specify which one but Im super excited to finally be working at a top tier McCFAANG company will be in a Forward Deployed Food Engineering Specialist role Some of my job responsibilities include Building ETL pipelines to extract frozen patties from the FREEZER database and transforming them into ready made burgers Deriving insights and analysis on client orders from the cash register Managing realtime NoSQL No Salt Queue Layer deployments for french fry processing Maintaining highthroughput IO operations at drivethrough queuing interface while ensuring sub60second response times Implementing missioncritical data cleaning protocols using proprietary mopbased algorithms Debugging ice cream machines Im extremely excited to receive a base TC of over 280k per decade for my first job out of college If anyone wants some tips or tricks feel free to ask