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Game Developers then : "I coded Rollercoaster Tycoon entirely in Assembly so it can run on most machines." ‘We made a shooter game "Try out our new gamet "Minimum requirements? that only takes up First few levels are So long as your computer 97,280 bytes of space." free shareware!" can turn on." Triple A Game Developers now : "Optimization? "Our game is 500GB. "Sorry, we can’t work on fixing the game. Just get a better PC bro. One of our employees keeps stealing You don’t need to play You need at least breast milk from the female employees" any other games, right? Next-gen to play Also there is a 50GB without our game crashing." update patch." "Our singleplayer game is always-online. Because you, that’s why."