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DILBERT BY SCOTT ADAMS ILL NEED TO KNOW YOUR REQUIREMENTS BEFORE I START TO DESIGN THE SOFTWARE. FIRST OF ALL, WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO ACCOMPLISH? IM TRYING TO MAKE YOU DESIGN MY SOFTWARE. I MEAN WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO ACCOMPLISH WITH THE SOFTWARE? I WON’T KNOW WHAT I CAN ACCOMPLISH UNTIL YOU TELL ME WHAT THE SOFTWARE CAN DO. TRY TO GET THIS CONCEPT THROUGH YOUR THICK SKULL: THE SOFTWARE CAN DO WHATEVER I DESIGN IT TO DO! CAN YOU DESIGN IT TO TELL YOU MY REQUIREMENTS?