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When the middle management wants new microservices to appear more productive

When the middle management wants new microservices to appear more productive | code-memes, management-memes, data-memes, security-memes, sql-memes, database-memes, monitor-memes, IT-memes, query-memes, mac-memes, documentation-memes, pip-memes, pipeline-memes, product-memes, dependencies-memes, dependency-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
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Macie Walkowiak ‘ macieiwalkowiak 19h This microservice could have been a SQL query 60 17 635 4,761 1 388.6K Matt B aubiematt 17h Replying to maciejwalkowiak I found a microservice once that has no database and only returned the same static values. 8 17 91 ill 9,899 Mikael Floden MikaelFloden 17h Replying to aubiematt and maciejwalkowiak Imagine having to bump dependencies, maintain the build pipeline, add security scanning, code quality, monitoring and documentation for that service S .. 3 17 16 1 2,258 I Matt B aubiematt Replying to MikaelFloden and maciejwalkowiak LOL, none of that was happening, I immediately removed it and replaced it with a hardcoded value wherever it was used. It was a core dependency too! The app was faster and more stable after removing it. We went from like 2 5 alerts a day to zero. 1:37 AM Feb 24, 2023 1,072 Views