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Dr. Horace Hungryman (Official) BirdRespecter Being an independent contractor sucks for a lot of reasons, but it also affords you the unique ability to tell people to fuck off in delightful ways. Hi Caleb, I was just informed you weren’t on the morning stand up call this morning. How come? You REALLY need an attitude adjustment! If you aren’t on the next call, you’re fired. Your choice. You can fire me if you want, Yeah dude I was asleep. I basically never join those regardless so I’m definitely Going forward, morning meetings are a requirement for employment at I I expect you to be on the next call tomorrow at 9AM, EST. You guys really ought to read the contracts you have us sign sometime. Pretty wild stuff in there Man that sucks for you guys, but I’m not an employee. My contract says nothing about required hours or daily meetings Please call me. No 4:23 PM Jan 18, 2022 Twitter for Android