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STOP DOING OPERATING SYSTEMS

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STOP DOING OPERATING SYSTEMS COMPUTERS WEREN’T SUPPOSED TO MULTITASK YEARS OF computing yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for running programs simultaneously Wanted to anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called BUY MORE COMPUTERS "Yes please give me Out of memory: Kill process 29957 (java) score 366 or sacrifice child Please give me menepy (has 1, Pages, sizeof (PFNLNUMBER) (PAGE ROUNDUP (461 -Byteoffset 141 – ByteCount ) PAGE – STZE)) ; "statements dreamed up by the Utterly Deranged LOOK at what computer scientists have been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the CPUs and RAM we built for them (These are REAL OS constructs, done by REAL OS developers 800L CreateProcess ( LPCTSTR LpApplicationName, LPISTR Upl LPSECURITYATTRIBUTES processAttributes, LPSECURITYATTRIBUTES UpThreadAttributes BUUL DInnErtCHandLeS. URUKU awcreactont caos. PVOID LpEnvironment, LPCTSTR UpCurrentOtrectory, LPSTARTUPINFO UpstartupInfo, LPPROCESSINFORMATION UpProcessInformation WaitforSingle0bject(1pProcessInfornation-hProcess INFINITE); ????? Stack os Code 1-8-1-4- gOC 20 ??????????????? ???????? asm(R"(.text "Hello I would like .global stackswitch stackswitch: pushq rbp stacks please" dusha orbx pushq 12 They have played us for absolute fools

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