Programmer 
Content
STOP USING DOCKER APPLICATIONS WERE NOT MEANT TO BE TRAPPED IN VIRTUAL JARS LIKE DIGITAL FIREFLIES YEARS OF SOFTWARE DEVELOPMENT yet NO ONE QUESTIONED WHY WE’RE PUTTING PROGRAMS IN IMAGINARY BOATS "Let’s containerize our monolith", "I’ll just quickly spin up 17 microservices" — Statements dreamt up by the utterly deranged OBSERVE the WHALE-SIZED DECEPTION they’ve FOOLED us with all this time (These are REAL IMAGES used to EXPLAIN DOCKER) ??????? ????????????????? Ahoy matey, I’d like to run my website in a virtual sea shanty They have plaved us for absolute fools