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1 include ostream 2 include string 3 define stoned void 4 define nocap if 5 define cap else 6 define yeet throw 7 define sheesh return 8 define yaas true 9 define bruh false 10 define chonk sizeof 11 define vibe typeid 12 define cringe auto 13 define sUs NULL 14 define drip calloc 15 define deadass try 16 define oof catch 17 define simp main 18 define repeat printf 19