also found this funny.

[text] A software tester walks into a bar. Runs into a bar. Crawls into a bar. Dances into a bar. Flies into a bar. Jumps into a bar. And orders a beer. 2 beers. 0 beers. 99999999 beers. a lizard in a beer glass. 1 beer. qwertyuiop beers. Testing complete. Areal customer walks into the bar and asks where the bathroom is. The bar goes up in flames.