What programmers say VS what they mean

[text] Horrible hack Temporary workaround Its broken It has a few issues Obscure Selfdocumenting Thats why its an awesome language Youre thinking in the wrong mindset 1 can read this Perl script I cant read this Perl script Bad structure Complex structure Bug Out of scope Clean solution We need to rewrite it emacs is better than vi viis better than emacs. IMHO Legacy code AXACquitMESCESCIC Horrible hack that didnt write Horrible hack that wrote There are bugs in your code There are bugs in my code Someone slses code doesnt have comments My code doesnt have comments. e something in it. Its my favorite language and its really hard to do something in it. Iwrote this Perl script 1 dicnt write this Perl script Someone elses code is badly organized My code is badly organized The absence of a feature like The absence of a feature dont like It works and understand it It works but dont understand it Its too peaceful hers lets start a flame war Its too peaceful here lets start a flame war You are wrong It works but no one knows how 1dont know how to quit vi